Do you have a problem (in your life, not with me)? Would you like some advice delivered in a scintillating package by someone who knows nothing about you and has no qualifications? Then you’ve come to the right place!

Submit your anonymous question below, and I’ll answer it in a blog post. It would be much appreciated if you could sign your question off with some sort of alliteration, i.e. “Lost and Lonely in Louisiana.” If you do not, I will make something up for you. This is not optional.