Welcome to 2013, readers! 2012 was a great year because I didn’t die and no one I knew died, and that’s about it.
I will not tell you that 2013 is the year of Dara* because one time a guy told me it was “the summer of Jeff,” and then I gagged on the Jack and Coke he bought me without asking, which, if we’re on this topic, is not the kind of drink you just assume someone likes. Do I look like I drink Jack and Coke? Did I go to business school? Am I quoting Anchorman? Okay, so I will take a Sauvignon Blanc if they have it. They don’t? Ugh, what kind of dump did you take me to? Fine, vodka soda.
*It is, though. And, the Year of Dara is a clear Happy Endings reference, making it cooler, and Jeff had never heard of Happy Endings so there is a very concise difference between us. Shout out to Jeff if he reads this.
Anyway, 2012. 12 posts from the year, posts that I found particularly fun when I read them back to myself while I was drunk on white wine (click on the picture):
1. 7 Questions They Should Answer on “Boy Meets World”
2. Halloween Recap 3. 7 Reasons Why I’m Ill-Equipped to Have Children 4. 3 Reasons Why Being Single is (Probably) Better Than Dating a Serial Killer 5. The Compulsive Bike Stealer 6. 11 Girl Friends You Probably Have7. Don’t You Yolo Me 8. The Future of the Adult Entertainment Industry9. Dara and the Big Sleepover 10. 7 Bits of Advice for Young Girls
11. 5 Things You Should Know About Being an Acting Major 12. Valentines for Single People
Happy New Year, and I promise I won’t tweet anything to the tune of “so jacked for 2013! #bigthings are happening! #blessed.”