Yesterday, my blog was Freshly Pressed (or, for people who don’t have a WordPress blog/my mom’s friends from work, I was featured on the WordPress.com homepage), which made for a great surprise. So much so, that I had a wild day of celebration with pizza for lunch at the mall food court, and then I carried on the craziness into the evening capping off the night with a Wendy’s Number 1 ketchup only. I was asleep by midnight, and it was a Thirsty Thursday, indeed. Today I feel the ramifications- my fingers are so bloated I can barely type. I just can’t party like I used to.
Anyway, I got some new followers so I thought I do a quick run down of the blog and all it has to offer you when you need something to procrastinate to.
1. The highlight reel:
5 Things You’re Too Old for Now
Meet the Future of the Adult Entertainment Industry
The 5 Men Every Lady is Entitled to Date
Hello Giggles Illustrated Tweet of the Day
7 Bits of Advice for Young Girls
2. Follow me on:
tumblr, twitter, pinterest, instagram: @daralaine
3. Check out my Video section
4. Do you have a problem (in your life, not with me)? Would you like some advice delivered in a scintillating package by someone who knows nothing about you and has no qualifications? Then visit my “Submit a Question” page, and I’ll answer it in a blog post!
5. Email me if you’re interested in writing a guest post or if you’d like me to write one for you.
Thanks for stopping by! Tell your friends! Tell your mom! Moms love my blog!
I’m glad I can totally hipster out and say “I read this blog BEFORE she was Freshly Pressed”. But seriously, congrats! You deserve it!
LOL! You are the best! Thanks for being a loyal reader!
I think you are hilarious, and wish I would have seen you before you were FPed, cuz now I feel like a sheep. Please forgive me for not being one of your “I knew her before she was famous” readers, but I certainly am a reader now!
–I would love to trade some wacky guest blogging with you if you are interested. I must also think of a great question for you to answer. Love how you celebrated by the way.
Dang, ditto to everything she said! Now I feel like a double sheep… *sigh*
Old readers, new readers, I love all my readers! I’d love to do a little guest blogging swaperoo!
Woo hoo! How exactly does that work? I’ve never done it. Ha ha. Someone should stop me before I do some serious harm.
Thanks for welcoming me, and the few hundreds (or thousands of others)–I am throwing a beer and pizza party in your honour
No, thank you for reading! And beer and pizza is my favorite along with wine and burgers or mimosas and eggs benedict or alcohol and food.
I like it that we got it down to the important stuff — alcohol and food!
Congrats! I bet it felt amazing to be freshly pressed! I would have celebrated the same way Lol
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Thanks! I’m glad we’re on the same page about celebratory fast food.
Congrats on Freshly Pressed! Signed, one of your loyal readers before you made it big.
Thanks! And also thank you for reading this stupid blog that is 70% Law and Order: SVU references. You guys are all so sweet!