Stupid Thing of the Week is…. Jenny McCarthy, her new stupid book, and whoever left a laptop or enough paper and writing implements around her house to enable the woman from Singled Out and Witless Protection to write 7 or 8 books about how science-y facts and polio vaccines are dumb! And “fart joke, fart joke, isn’t this crazy? I’m hot and I’m makin’ a yucky fart joke! That’s what you do when you’re just one of the boyyyys!”

And this week’s runner-up is…..

This website. Look! It’s ladies doin’ the funny business! Ladies makin’ comedy but not babies out of wedlock! Dainty ladies yuckin’ it up real politely and stuff.